Calling in Sick!
Hung Chow calls his work and says ”
Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.”
The boss says
“You know Hung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel like you do,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.”
Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again and says
“I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon… you got nice house.”