Calling in sick

Calling in Sick!

Hung Chow calls his work and says ”
Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.”

The boss says
“You know Hung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel like you do,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.”

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again and says
“I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon… you got nice house.”

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