Dark In Here

Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son, Johnny, comes home unexpectedly,

sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Johnny is in there  already.

Johnny says, “Dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Johnny – “I have a baseball.”

Man – “That’s nice.”

Johnny – “Want to buy it?”

Man – “No, thanks.”

Johnny – “My dad’s outside.”

Man – “OK, how much?”

Johnny – “$150”

Man – “Sold.”

In the next few weeks,

it happens again that Johnny and the lover are in the closet together.

Johnny – “Dark in here.”

Man – “Yes, it is.”

Johnny – “I have a Wilson fielders glove.”

The lover, remembering the last time, asks Johnny, “How much?”

Johnny – “$350”

Man – “Highway robbery. Sold.”

A few days later, the father says to Johnny, “Grab your gloves,
let’s go outside and have a game of catch.

Johnny says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and my gloves.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Johnny -“$500”

The father says,

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost.

I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.”

They go to the church and the father makes Johnny sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

Johnny says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now”

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