New CEO Joke
feeling it was time for a shake-up,hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities,
the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is
his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks –
“and how much money do you make a? week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
“I make $200.00 a? week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams –
“here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing,
the CEO looks around theroom and asks –
“does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did ere?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters –
“Pizza delivery guy”.