Proud to be Canadian
This is not to offend anyone,
but if you are offended redirect your
Although July 1st is past,
these are things we still can feel proud about
and of being Canadians…..
EAT YOUR HEART OUT WORLD…….
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme’s ass mmmmmmmm. Coffee.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
Canadians pushed the
back…past their ‘White House’.
Then we burned it…and most of
under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King
who was insane and hammered all the time.
We got bored because they ran away,
so we came home and partied…Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany. Though they would have given the chance!
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary,
who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just
in time to get caught. Dumbass!
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface
and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human
in under 3 minutes. Good to know.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.I don’t
personally, but some do.
20. We don’t marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
26. Our beer advertisments kick ass – BUT MOST IMPORTANT!…….
27. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
28. Our light beer is stronger than regular American beer.
29. And we don’t bomb our allies.We just get bombed.
Oh yeah… and our elections only take one day.Because we can count.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
I AM CANADIAN!!!
Sun, 07 Aug 2005